back in the FR

One headline I never wanted to read:"Sarkozy is too virile, see why!"

But, you know, once you read that le président de la république is "trop viril," you have to find out, right? The article is actually disappointing-- apparently M. le Président's virility is more a matter of conjecture. So I won't translate it for y'all-- imagine for yourselves the secrets that Sarko keeps in the master bedroom of the Elysée...

EDIT: Okay, I lied about the lack of translation. The speech bubble says, roughly: "And yeah, my height means nothing!" Eeek.

EDIT II: The stupid text on that picture made me start thinking: why is there no French Perez Hilton? Not like I'm a huge Perez Hilton fan or anything-- I just think it would be amazing to see pictures like this: